Taco Tuesday Line

Although Taco Tuesday is the most popular meal served in the cafeteria, waiting in a line that goes on for miles just to get some food can be a real pain. 

Kids swarm the place on Tuesdays. The volume is ear-shattering and the claustrophobia is out of this world. 

It’s especially annoying for those who don’t partake in Taco Tuesday festivities and instead just get their usual slice of pizza. The line for food might not be killer, but the line to check out sure is. 

So if you plan on eating lunch in the cafeteria during your lunch on a Tuesday, consider packing instead, or else your patience will be tested. 

Slow walkers

The only thing worse than the general chaos of the hallways during the transition between classes is getting stuck behind a slow walker or worse: a group of slow walkers. 

These people are responsible for countless traffic jams. And it’s impossible to get around them. 

You have to maneuver yourself around the dilly dalliers whilst staying on the right side of the hallway. They must be stopped.  

Besides them, you have the people who think the best location to congregate is in the exact middle of the halls. 

And then you have the nonconformists who walk directly into oncoming traffic. Why? No one knows. These people are a menace to society.  

Cold weather 

Punxsutawney Phil’s prediction of six more weeks of winter is a death sentence. On days when we’re lucky it’s above freezing, the wind blows right through you no matter how many layers you wear.

If there’s no wind, there’s snow. If there’s no snow, there’s ice or freezing slush waiting for you on your porch steps. 

The seats on the bus and in the car are blocks of ice and your hands are constantly cold.

Waiting for your hair to dry after a shower is torture. We can’t take much more of this madness. 

You can feel the cold in your bones, in your soul. Bundle up and hibernate before you freeze.