“Went for a pink drink, left with a pink ear.”
“I should be a professional enzyme.”
“Hey, who eats wet toast?”
“Let me open my pouch to memorialize this moment.”
“What does Chicago stand for?”
“He is definitely not the pen merchant.”
“He’s like ‘Doorless the Explorer!’”
“I was cleaning the exorcist.”
“Is this a heart attack in my leg?”
“I should start taking preworkout before walking up the stairs.”
“He’ll give you as much helium as you want.”
“I couldn’t sleep. I was thinking about glitter.”
“My uncle has illegal roosters in his backyard.”
“I don’t even know what cashews are, but I hate them.”
“If you’re not barking for journalism, is your heart in the right place?”
